Muddy Bicycle Tire
when during -n-l intercourse (the woman may need to have diarrhea) the male pulls out and smacks his d-ck on the females back near the tramp stamp area. this will cause a lot of the fecal matter to be flung off and leave a trail of sh-t up the spine.
you dude i gave that b-tch the muddy bicycle tire last night and she spent an hour in the shower trying to get the sh-t off! hahaha she couldn’t reach it!!
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