muddy hazleton
a style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman’s genitals, while she defecates. he catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to m-st-rb-t- him.
man: d-mn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.
woman: can’t do nothing about the smell.
man: no. i said ‘kinky’, not “stinky”. too much blood is rushing into your head.
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