Muddy Minefield


the act of engaging in f-ll-t– immediately following sodomy (commonly known as “-ss to mouth”), but with the modification of the person performing the act having a mouthful of pop rocks. the sensation of popping candy on a p-n-s is comparable to being sucked off by a minefield, hence the term.
“dude, my d-ck feels terrible.”
“what happened, think you might have caught something from that freaky broad last night?”
“no man, she gave me a muddy minefield.”
“dang. you should see a doctor.”

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