Muddy Mogul


the act of freezing one’s own t-rds (log form only), keeping them onhand in the icebox, and bringing them out to penetrate others with in a very s-xual manner (-at least until they melt).
to be used in general conversation:
“anne – that is a nice pair of shoes you are wearing – how about a muddy mogul?”

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