Muddy Napkin
an act of revenge: when seeing a person who has p-ssed you off or you otherwise don’t like in a restaurant, you first must pose as a staff member of the establishment. then take their napkin holder off of the table pretending to refill it. then take the first napkin and wipe your -ss with it. bring the holder back to the table and wait for your victim to hopefully wipe their mouth with it unsuspectingly.
as to muddy napkin your boss while on a date.
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