mudpie delight
verb: the act of sh-tting into your hand, and then using the sh-t to m-st-rb-t- with. mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your p-n-s.
matt:”i wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra cl-ss does when he goes home?”
chris:”idk he prob goes home and beats his d-ck with his sh-t.”
matt:”oh like a mudpie delight?”
chris:”dude who the h-ll comes up with names for that stuff….”
charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she’s a cheating sl-t.
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