Muesli Belt


1. to middle cl-ss suburban england what the bible belt is to the american mid-west.

2. white middle-cl-ss ghetto.

3. geographical region where muesli is the predominant breakfast staple.
james has got himself a peachy job teaching in a muesli belt school in surrey. he’s probably the first black dude the kids have ever spoken to.

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