muff coaster
you know when a girl is in junior high and her p-b-s are out of control and beast like, they get a little matted down from the panties and cotton panel. so if a boy goes downtown for a little action, he discovers the matted down p-b-s or the m-ff coaster.
hey dude, i went to go finger blast a girl last night and it took me forever to get through the m-ff coaster before i could get to her fun tunnel.
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