Muff jacket
an item of apparel (eg. underwear) designed for either warming &/or covering the entirety or majority of a woman’s m-ff (v-g-n-, p-ssy, beef curtains, etc.).
“just remember girls, no m-ff jacket’s in the hot tub”.
“may i remove your m-ff jacket with my teeth?”
“hey bucky, is that new m-ff jacket adequately warming your v-g-n-?”
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