Muff market
(noun)
feminine equivalent of “sausage fest”. used when the female to male ratio tips heavily to the former in a given area, setting, or environment. alternative to “clam bake”,” fish fry” and “taco night”.
example: “let’s get out of here gertrude. this place is a real m-ff market”
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