muff muffin
a term derived from the latin word, “m-ffcake”, but translated to english.
short for your-stupid-and-you-think-you-know
-everything-but-
you-just-suck-at-life-and-need-to-die.
can also be used in place of eff.(see examples)
“andrew is the biggest m-ff m-ffin of life…fosh!”
or
“what the m-ff m-ffin are you doing?”
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