muff-repellent
a dude so lame, so rubs with the opposite s-x, he barely has to say two words before the woman throws a drink or sometimes an alligator in your face as she is like mega repelled by your being on this planet.
eww patrice, that dude was such a m-ff-repellent, i spoke to him on msn one night and i was sick all over my keyboard having to see his picture!
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