Muffaluffagus
1 – looks like a burnt down forest, black stubs surrounding your every move.
2 – could be mistaken for a chia pet
3 – the equivalent of a dinasaur bush thats never been touched.
i decided to move down my former girlfriends (kate) undies and felt a hairy beaver tail. quickly retracted my hand from those surroundings and proceeded to break up with her the following day. …. yes it was that bad.
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