Muffer


a girl with a large volume of public hair otherwise known as a m-ff. m-ffers can be seen at the beach or by the pool where their m-ffs appear as bulges in their swimsuits.
that girl is a m-ffer.

check out her m-ff.
a term used to describe an adrenaline fuelled explorer or adventurer. generally used for a person who explores dark wet holes ie caves, potholes or mines but can be used to describe anyone who likes to get of the beaten track and can also be said to have a below normal level of sanity.
those guys have been exploring caves, what m-ffers. m-ffers rule.
a term used to describe a young male who spends eccessive amounts of time with his girlfriend, as opposed to spending time with his friends.
guy 1; “is dave coming out tonight?”
guy 2; “nah, he’s being a m-ffer and staying in with his missus”.
a m-ffer is a m—– f—–, a coolish person, or someone you really hate. it was made up in response to a creative cussing contest. it is rarely used as the “coolish person” definition.
“that kkk m-ffer!” —insulting

“why you m-ffer, you mean you really got that awesome pic?” –coolish person

“what a m-ffer”–insulting

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