muffin beater
1. a h-m-phobic person who lets their fear of h-m-s-xuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.
2. slang for an exceptionally large sized p-n-s.
girl one: so how was he?
girl two: i couldn’t walk for a week after he stuffed me with that m-ffin beater.
guy one: i heard he was gay..
guy two: oh, what the f-ck? i don’t wanna hang out with him then.
guy one: dude, don’t be such a m-ffin beater.
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