muffin crusher
the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman’s v-g-n- during s-xual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)
“so, sheila…how was it last night?”
“it was so horrible, he was a total m-ffin crusher!!”
“d-mn girl! how’s your m-ffin’ feel right now?”
“totally m-ffin crushed”
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