muffin flap


the burnt flap hanging off the side of a stale m-ffin; often used as an insult to people who are h-lla crusty
guy 1: dude that girl is sooo hot
guy 2: yeah but she’s crusty af
guy 1: dang it
guy 2: i hate it when girls turn out to be m-ffin flaps

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