muffin fucker
one who wakes up early on sat-rday morning for the sole purpose of furiously eating (f-cking) all of the oven fresh m-ffins before anyone else can. they also enjoy f-cking carrot cake and banana bread.
bill (to steve): that j.v. is a m-ffin f-cker extraordinaire.
steve: it’s 5:30am, better get down stairs before all of those m-ffins get f-cked.
m-ffin f-cker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up p-ss-n out and being an overall b-tch by not closing the deal
teddy is a m-ffin f-cker because he volunteered to dd us out to the lake but then decided to sleep there instead of driving home like a m-ffin f-cking wh-r-. he will also probably be a m-ffin f-cker and eat all the m-ffins in the morning too
m-ffin f-cker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up p-ss-n out and being an overall b-tch by not closing the deal
t-co is a m-ffin f-cker because he is going to dd us out to the lake but sleep there like a m-ffin f-cking wh-r-. he will also probably be a m-ffin f-cker and eat all the m-ffins in the morning too.
someone who says they have done things, usually s-xual things, that they have never actually don
dude i talked to some people, turns out john never got head from her, he’s such a m-ffin f-cker
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