Muffinchops


similar to the famed muttonchops of the 19th century, m-ffinchops are tufts of hair grown thick and long by males as a sign of economic, social, or marital status. the difference between the ancient and modern version is location – m-ffinchops appear on the back of the neck instead of the cheeks of the face. so named because of their tendency to curl in two opposing waves like the top of a grilled m-ffin, they are usually hidden under the longer rear strands of the cl-ssic camaro mullet so as to identify the bearer only to those who gain intimacy with the subject, usually by admiring his lynyrd skynyrd/def leppard sleeveless t-shirt or chevy-emblem wifebeater. most m-ffinchops produce a scent quite similar to that of an un-scrubbed human taint, largely due to similarities in follicle size and absorbency. widely considered to be a favorable mating characteristic, this is probably the origin of the related terms ‘taint-neck’ and ‘spatchback’ which outsiders use to identify the common chopsman in his natural habitat.
while waiting in line at mcdonalds at the local truckstop, edna mae sally jessy raphael phillips caught a whiff of jimbob’s pungent m-ffinchops and couldn’t resist asking him if he had an extra dollar she could borrow to get another big mac value meal. twelve years later she has paid him back with eleven children and a beastly gut-flap big enough to conceal a spare track tire for his camaro.
the hair growing down the inner thighs from a woman’s pubic area, due to lack of grooming. a twist on a style of particularly bushy side burns called “mutton chops”.
before i wear my swimsuit, i need to shave off my m-ffin chops.
a pubic hair cut that involves removing the middle of the region leaving hair on either side. like mutton chops, but for a female. down there.
“mary is growing m-ffin chops… odd.”
the male version of m-ffinbuns.

guy that loves to play games and have fun, also loves to be cute and funny. has a great personality.
i am still looking for my perfect m-ffinchop.}

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