MUFFSTACHE

the act of finger f-cking a v-g-n-, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.
“hey b–bie, i just finger banged nichole in the kitchen, then gave munday a stinky m-ffstache”
the style in which a female trims her bush. variations include but are not limited to pencil m-ff-stache(landing strip), handlebar m-ff-stache(well-styled), and fu manchu/walrus m-ff-stache(needs attention).
dude 1: what’s with the lobster face dude?

dude 2: i’ve got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. she needs to trim her -m-ff-stache…seriously dude.

-in this example, m-ff-stache could be subst-tuted with fu manchu or walrus.
pubic hair intricately shaved to resemble upper lip facial hair. located above the l-b– opening or the p-n-s, a m-ffstache can be grown on either men or women.
“larry, your mustache is growing in thick and luscious! does the carpet match the drapes?”

“thank you peggy! yup, the m-ffstache is taking on a bushy fu manchu at the moment.”
a word for female pubic hair.
girl: “lets f-ck!”

guy: “first shave your m-ffstache”
1. the small mustache known to be on a trimmed m-ffin.
-hence the word m-ff-tache.-

2. the bunch of crumbs a man gets on his huge mustache after eating a good m-ffin.

-the m-ffin in this definition does not refer to the m-ffin in the last definiton-
1. -dude 1: hey!, have you seen jane’s m-ffstache?!
-dude 2: who hasn’t?!
-dude 3: oh is that the jane with a hitler looking m-fftache?

2. jack: man i thought everyone was checking me out until they told me i had crumbs in my mustache!

bob: yea, i hate having a m-ffstache! its such a mojo-killer!
a large patch of hair that grows on the upper lip of butch women who eat a lot of v-g-n-.
nice m-ffstache juli!
the taming of a woman’s pubic hair into an elegant 70’s style moustache. when done correctly, it should resemble a b-tterfly with a big sanchez ‘stache and a sombrero.
a really good band name is m-ffstache.