muffy (muff)


1. used to describe one who is acting in a nerdy and/or uncool manner ie: acting not normal or weird
2. also can be used as an adjective to describe something that is not quite right
3. can also be interpreted as the hair around a womans v-g-n-

this definition of m-ffy originated back in 1997 when i was in high school. an un-popular girl at my school had a head of hair so poofy and frizzy it resembled a big m-ff on her head, so we started calling her m-ffy. the word slowly became an adjective, and started to replace other words in our vocabulary (ie: your hair is m-ffed instead of your hair is messed up, and what the m-ff, instead of what the f-ck)
1. do you see that lame guy over there trying to pick up those girls? they’re just laughing at him…. what a m-ff!
2. did you just wake up? …yes… oh, cause your hair is all m-ffed
3. dude… that chick i was with last night had a huge m-ff!

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