mulching
a s-xual act between two lesbians. one lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the v-g-n- of the other lesbian. the two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their v-g-n-s. oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the “mulch” around.
carrie and amanda were so busy mulching that they didn’t hear the doorbell ringing.
a group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. everyone proceeds to have s-xual intercourse with the dead body. after every man -j-c-l-t-s in the hole (normally the v-g-n-), the men draw straws. whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their c-m push into the awaiting mouth.
after we go mulching, do you want to go get a cup of coffee?
you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.
i need a toothbrush… we just got done mulching at the cemetary.
mulch – wood that is not hard. made of the same material, but not hard.
jenna was looking very nice today…i was mulching.
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