Mule Teeth


a human set of yellow, smelly, decaying, ill-sp-ced teeth that look like they belong in lester, the common farm jack-ss. mule teeth are particularly suited for those that grind their corn. (from the latin: muleicus toothicus)
jenny: what’s up with your dad’s mule teeth? they look like they belong in a donkey’s mouth.

jim: yeah, nasty, huh? you should see him turn corn kernels into corn meal.

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