Mule Variations
this alb-m was tom waits’ 1999 release, and his thirteenth. the songs range from big in j-pan, a smooth but tough rock song, to come on up to the house, a powerful telling of a world’s troubles. waits did good again, striking a strange chord with chocolate jesus, and tugging your thought strings with black market baby.
an excerpt from mule variations’-
get behind the mule
punctuated birds on the power line
in a studebaker with the birdie joe joaks
i’m diggin’ all the way to china
with a silver spoon
while the hangman fumbles with the noose, boy
the hangman fumbles with the noose
got to get behind the mule
in the morning and plow
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