Mulking
(verb)
to “mulk” is to gently dip one’s b-lls into a soup for a short duration, so to add a slightly salty flavour to the taste.
seen as a delicacy in practically every country, is is an old english practice that is preferably done by the host or head chef after a long day’s work.
after a long day’s work, geoffrey surprised me with a cup-a-soup that i’m sure he sneakily gave a good little mulking beforehand.
oh he does look after me!
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