mullet relationship
as coined by joey greco of cheaters fame, a business relationship turned s-xual behind the backs of the involved parties significant others.
the scene: spencer is confronted in a parking garage by his livid wife after having been busted on camera making dirty bathroom love to his secretary.
secretary: spencer and i only work together, i swear!!
joey: i think this is more of a mullet relationship…business in the front, party in the back!!
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