multimedia masturbation
n. the act of pleasuring one’s self (usually a male) using various sources of inspiration.
george was bashing the bishop in front of his computer screen whilst jpegs and mpegs of his favourite pr0n were being displayed. in addition, he had nudie magazines arranged at convenient angles, and the television was playing some aurora snow movie on dvd.
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