Mum Bum


when a young girl has an -ss like a 60 year old mother of 6.
i would’ve hit that, but her mum b-m was mingin’
someones mum who is a legend.
“mumb-ms here”
“yaaaaaay!”
a girl wit no -ss, a saggy -ss, or jus an -ss that looks something like a 50 year old womans.
steph shouldnt wear tight jeans because she has a mum b-m and its discusting
the flattening and/or widening of the -ss after child birth…
“oh look at her…thats a real mum b-m…” or “look at her she aint got no junk in that trunk, she got mum b-m”….

well look at the b-ms of some moms and you’ll see what we mean…. it’s very obvious!!(looks like you’ve spent the last 3 days laying on your back and your -ss is flattened…)

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