mum proof


a way of talking so that your mum doesn’t know what you’re on about.
bwoi: “yo momma, me is goin’ down st john’s wit mi posse, hang out an shark da-day.”
mam: “errrr … half past two?”
bwoi: “ehh!! mum proof!!”

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