Mumber


a shortened way to say “your mom’s number”
“hey! can my mom get your mumber?”
person addicted to saying stuff about mums,and that they are an idiot
‘i slept with yo mom’
‘shut up you mumber!’
when you blow of the daughter and you get her mothers number.
rocky: did you get her number, bro?

tillman: no but her mom was so hot, i had to get that mumber.

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