Mumm-Ra’d


drunk beyond all capacity to function. p-ssing out on the ground, vomiting upon one’s self, running into foreign objects, and possibly waking up the next day with a splitting headache, alcohol poisoning symptoms, and a $222 public drunkenness ticket in your pocket.
“yo, this morning i found a $400 bar tab in my jeans… and that’s after i woke up next to a chick who couldn’t get out of her house without the -ssistance of richard simmons and the jaws of life. i was utterly mumm-ra’d!!!!”

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