Mummy Shit
after taking a painful sh-t you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your -sshole.
wife: are you okay dear?
typical guy/husband: yeah but i just took a big mummy sh-t and it hurts so bad!
wife: pig.
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