Mums Night off Bucket


that secret bit of f-nny your dad has on the sly when your mums not in the mood. only later to shove his leftover greasy bone in your mums recepticle when she’s pekish for a bit of spicy meat, with extra mayo.

“its finger licking good”
“my dad thought he’d give my mum a break so he went for a mums night off bucket”

“after procrastinating with his mums night off bucket, ted when back to his wife’s wicked zinger.”

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