your mumther is a kind, motherly person you met on the internet. they love all of their children and hope everyone gets along. chatting with her can quickly turn into an exchange of heart emojis and other shows of affection that can brighten your day.
“hey, that chatroom chick is always looking out for me. she’s totally my mumther.”
an acronym for “don’t do dumb–ss sh-t.” often jokingly used in place of the similar but rather boring ddas, for “don’t do anything stupid.” first guy: hey, i just found out you can use hairspray as a flamethrower! i gotta try this! second guy: bro, dddas. first guy: what does that stand for? don’t do […]
a very trust worthy person that is so beautiful a rose can’t compare. she’s such a judieann.
- alaskan *ss bomb
when you puke into a mason jar and proceed to push it to the very back of someones r-ct-m (the deeper the better) then you have your red-neck slave clench their -ss until the gl-ss breaks and shatters in their hole, the effect is similar to shrapnel in the sense it will slowly tear them […]
- rat knuckle
another word, for chode. also can be used for camel toe. i told him to take his pants off, but his d-ck was a rat knuckle.
- third lady
the former nude-model, current plagarism enthusiast, and future third ex-wife of an orange-fleshed, cornsilk-toupeed, short-fingered vulgarian who defied all laws of logic and physics to occupy the highest political office in the us despite his overt racism, misogyny, xenophobia, dishonesty, pro-rape stance, and general tackiness. during the surreal presidential inauguration, it was hard to ignore […]