Munching the leather gorilla
going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
john: where were you last night i tried to call you?
paul: i went down on rebecca anderson’s mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
john: oh yeah i hear it’s like a a bearded beaver.
paul: nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn’t a fuzzy purse.
john: oh man, at least it wasn’t a fuzzy pudding purse.
paul: yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
john: that tastes chief.
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