Muncie Madam


a muncie madam is a trashy older lader from the midwest. usually having origins in or near “the armpit of america” or as it’s more well known…muncie indiana. she usually has a name that can be considered male or female, such as toni, pat, or chris. she is usually reserved a seat at the pic nic table near the dominant alpha male. the alpha male will usually offer her his potato salad or coleslaw as a sign that he is ready to mate.
boy that lady over there sure is one h-ll of a muncie madam. you see the way eugene just offered up the last of his “slaw” to her?

i met this lady named chris at the bar last night. she was a real muncie madam.

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