Mungus
mold plus fungus = mungus. instead of saying there’s a lot of mold and fungus in the air or on something, there would be a lot of mungus on it.
there is a lot of mungus all over everything in the forest today because it’s been a very wet and humid fall. there’s mold everywhere and fungus everywhere. there’s even “mungus” in the air!
a quiet man who helps jimmy fallon on his late night show by carting various things on stage.
fallon: what’s your name?
mungus: mungus.
-awkward silence-
-audience laughter-
weird animal
-cat head
-bear body
-rabbit tail
– frog feet
– not smart
i saw a mungus in the woods!!!!
mung-gus
-adjective
1. an abbreviation for humongous
2. something very large in size or amount
3. an insult of the highest degree
“look at his giant, mungus afro! he looks like a walking microphone!”
“how dare you call me that! atleast i’m not a mungus…”
mustard + fungus = mungus
ex1: omg! look at the cat with mustard and fungus on him…. he has mungus all over him… how disgusting!… -puke-… ewwww now its mungus with puke… that poor dead cat in the middle of the highway with fungus mustard (mungus) and puke.
ex2: omg! dont eat the mungus!… who would eat mushrooms with mustard!?
meaning, “a beastly character or object, often gross or obscene, female version of a hungus, which is the same thing, just male styles.”.
used mostly in new zealand.
this definition for this term was created by lucy n. coz she’s “cool like that.”
lucy : “omfg what a mungus. look at her hair!”
hayley : “ew. i know. she goes out with that total hungus.”
someone lacking brain and will power. dopey and weird at the same time.
hey joe stop being a mungus. son stop acting like a mungus.
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