muntard


a munter crossed with a r-t-rd.
jade goody is such a muntard!
a munter crossed with a r-t-rd.
jade goodie is such a muntard!
conjunction of munted + r-t-rd = muntard.
a person who is already a bit of a r-t-rd who does something stupid,becomes a muntard.
“yeah, mike was a bit of r-t-rd back in the day but once he started working with jen he turned into a bit of a muntard”
a cross between

‘munt’ and ‘r-t-rd’

used as an description of a person when something happens to make them look both ugly and stupid.

note: this is not a gratuitous offence towards people that look different and are mentally deficient, this is only applicable in it’s serious sense to people that look ugly due to their own fault ie. ridiculous make up, smearing poo on their head, etc and when they are otherwise intelligent but make a c-ck up ‘wheres my hat’ – he asks holding it in his hand.
a man falls in monkey wee because he was showing off, trying to do ballet.

he is now covered in monkey wee and thus looks munting and the ballet was stupid.

therefore, he is a muntard

it was a muntarded thing to do
a munter crossed with a r-t-rd.
jade goody is such a muntard!

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