muppet syndrome


the effect experienced by any man when confronted by a naked chick whilst holding a video camera.

symptoms include heavy breathing, excessive talking, telling blatantly unfunny jokes, and generally acting like a complete muppet.
i found some really good home-made p-rn a while back but the guy had terrible muppet syndrome. i wish that guy would just shut the f-ck up.

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