a g*y man with 2 inches long for a c*ck, usually has no s*x life
will you help me, no ive got no inches cause i’m a muratovic
- slip and score
a s*xual slip and slide hey jessica wanna go to the slip and score.
- meh abcs
what hipster lil kids say before signing the alphabet kid 1: imma learn meh abc’s kid 2: sick. lego kid 1: abcd….
a very crude name for a woman’s v*g*n*, often used to describe a more unpleasant one john: “did you take that girl home that you met last night” steve: “yeah mate, got her back to mine and took her pants off only to see she had a right f*cking nasty sloshpit on her”
- shabbat o gram
when you get a hand job and need something to wipe up your c*m, this is what you use, a shabbat-o-gram after ethan got a hand job he used a shabbat-o-gram to wipe up his little mess.