murk-and-jerk



to rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge cl*ss in a traditional greek organization. accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
frosh: “yo frat star, i’m having a really great time at this event. i got laid because of you. i’m definitely going you guys!”

frat star: “d*mn right. i murk-and-jerked you 😎”
to rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge cl*ss in a traditional greek organization. accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
frosh: “yo frat star, i’m having a really great time at this event. i got laid because of you. i’m definitely going you guys!”

frat star: “d*mn right. i murk-and-jerked you 😎”

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