Murphy’s Law of Driving
-your driving skill is inversely proportional to how attractive your p-ssenger is.-
the non-gender-specific propensity for things to go horribly wrong whilst attempting some vehicular stunt when an attractive member of the opposite s-x is involved.
john: “i’ve drifted that corner a hundred times with no problem, but as soon as jane was in the car, it all went to h-ll and now she’s left me and my car is totalled….”
fred: “murphy’s law of driving dude…i told you not to try that with her in the car”
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