Murphy’s Whore
when you find the best looking prost-tute in town, however you just ran out of money
wh-r-: hey baby, i wanna party?
fella: omg you’re beautiful! sh-t, where’s my wallet?! nooooooooooo
fella 2: that’s murphy’s wh-r- for you…
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