musburger
(muss-bur-gur; v, n.)- aggressive c-nn-l-ng-s or the act of aggressive c-nn-l-ng-s, typically wet and/or sloppy in nature.
my girl said she was hungry for pleasure, so i gave her an extra large musburger and she was quite satisfied.
in 6th grade, i fantasized about musburgering the sh-t out of the middle school librarian.
(ˈməs-bər-gər) v, n. – attempting to stimulate a woman’s s-xual organs by repeatedly slapping a particularly wrinkly set of t-st-cl-s against them, often resulting in a moist smacking sound.
you gonna give her the ol’ musburger?
he tried to musburger me and i was not having it.
creepy comments of a lewd nature from old trolls aimed at attractive young women.
that old guy at the store kept giving me the musburgers.
if i hear another musburger i’m going to freak out.
a nice wet v-g-n- with many of the same characteristics as brent musburger’s face, who by the way, no one f-cking likes as a college football announcer. i mean really, did you watch the virginia tech vs. boise st. football game? he was terrible. in fact, brent musburger has prolly never even tasted the musburger before. -sshole. brent musburger is a p-ssy.
i wanna lick your musburger
she had the hairiest musburger i’ve ever encountered.
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