mushhole
a whole which is located in between the r-ct-m and the v-g-n- of a desert tortoise. also cl-ssified as a “taint”, to gain said mushhole, you must be vigorously rubbing said tortoise genatalia on a cactus for 9 hours straight.
my mom took me to petsmart the other week, and we both witnessed a desert tortoise who suffered from mushhole! it was a sad day.
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