MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH


slang for a small p-n-s

visual is seeing his p-n-s coming out of his pubic hair looks like a mushroom coming out of a briar patch
dude look at that loser with a wicked musroom in a briar patch!
that chick is going to b-m out when she finds out he has a mushroom in a briar patch

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