mushroom menace
a person, typically female, who is simply on a mission to suck, stroke, or ride the male genitalia. 84% of any given day, this person is thinking of m-ssive c-ck. they often love to be -j-c-l-t-d on.
kristen couldn’t keep her hands out of my pants, i think she’s a mushroom menace.
a complete beaut wagon with a huge c-ck who has s-x with a lot of hot babes.
that guy is a complete mushroom menace.
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