mushroom pigs


when you slap your mushroom shaped d-ck on a pigs face, giving the pig a mushroom stamp. if you like this, you can also try putting your d-ck in a fire for about 10 seconds so that you can brand someone for a longer lasting stamp. this will let other guys know that your b-tch is taken, by seeing that she has your mushroom on her face.
bro, let’s go create some mushroom pigs !

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