mushroom smashing
the h-m-s-xual act of rubbing the tip of ones p-n-s against the tip of another man’s p-n-s for the purpose of s-xual pleasure.
ken took ben home after meeting at the manhole. they were so aroused in each others presence that they whiped out their erect c-cks and started mushroom smashing until ken unleashed his man paste all over ben’s hairy chest.
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