Mushy-Poops
the epitome of disgustingly saccharine-sweet cutesy names lovers give to one another as a pet name and term of endearment.
1. a name given to the partner of a relationship by the other partner specifically to drive them nuts because there is nothing cornier to call them and they intend to annoy the person.
partner 1: “oh mushy-p–ps, i wuves you!”
partner 2: “good lord, please stop before my brain implodes.”
2. a term of endearment universally offensive to everyone but the sick people sincerely using it towards each other.
construction worker 1: (into cellphone) okay, i love you too. no you’re my mushy-p–ps. no you’re my mushy-p–ps.
construction workers nearby: (grab jackhammers and noisy tools and attempt to drown out awfulness).
3. a term used by a couple which does not regularly use pet names, as a source of comic relief, because they’re bored and a little bit crazy.
elizabeth: i just… love you so much!
oj: awwww, mushy-p–ps!
elizabeth: what did you just call me?? mushy-p–ps?! bwahahahahahah!!!
oj: hahahaha!
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